35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 7, 2024) 1

‘Empty everything? You got it!’: Employee cleverly complies with security guard's demands to empty everything in their bag, resulting in line holdup when more employees follow suit 2

‘Respectfully, no’: Employee hands boss their two weeks notice, only for boss to demand they stay for two months, leading to a schedule conflict with new job 3

'We notified our managers... We were all told no': Teenage burger restaurant workers call out en masse on prom night 4

Man shuts down entitled Karen after she attempted to enforce 'quiet Sundays,' ordering four neighbors to stop mowing their lawns 5

A Critical Hit of 30 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Barbarians, Clerics, and Druids Rolling a Natural 20 This Week (September 7, 2024) 6

Double the meaning, double the fun. 1

Owl be the judge of that. 2

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (September 6, 2024) 3

Cat calls out infringement 4

What In The Jurassic Park Sorcery Is This 5

inner and outer... 6